Yolo

Yolo.
Mandala.

Oh, hi there. So guess who's back, Shady's back, ce-le-brate. Jokes. Maybe not jokes. I don't know. I'm not going to jinx it by getting to hectic over here. Not yet anyway. It's never to late to royally stuff something up now is it. Guess whayyyyyt: I didn't recover. Bwahahaha. Rolls on floor laughing funny-not-funny gahgahgahgah.

Today.

black coffee 

(2 cal)

apple 

(120 cal)

two or three pieces shitty lindt strawberry cheesecake chocolate

(110 cal)

lentil, barley, tomato, cucumber, hummus salad 

(380 cal)

...

((612 calories))

...

imminently about to go to my father's for an epic calorie fest

(oh well)

...

rest of the shitty lindt

bobotie

something called guava fool (dreadful) 

one million cheesebstraws

four blocks dark chocolate

two glasses chenin blanc

=

all the calories in the universe

=

FAIL